Tumblr Scrollbars
Diary of an Awkward Black Teenager
Diary of an Awkward Black Teenager

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

image

image

I was mistaken












adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.






turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.











hackerbentacost:

The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen

hackerbentacost:

The twentieth anniversary edition of the Princess Bride has one of the nicest ambigrams I’ve seen






aminathecreator:

But first let me take a selfie…

aminathecreator:

But first let me take a selfie…






drunkfeferi:

a quick guide to baby etiquette 

Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!






prestonhymas:

hermionejg:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

NOPE

how … do you … survive???
???????????????
?

prestonhymas:

hermionejg:

348717:

educational-gifs:

How pregnancy shifts and moves the mother’s internal organs to make room for the baby. Interactive Flash source here.

This shit cray

NOPE

how … do you … survive???

???????????????

?






l0kasenna:

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

6. Cycle lanes are built just for you, and then the cars drive in those too.






greatwhiteprivilege:

teitokukakine:

greatwhiteprivilege:

white men making white girl jokes

image

yeah but white girls making ‘straight white boy’ jokes is totally okay

i dont need to make jokes about straight white boys they’re already jokes






bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”






hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

image






natnovna:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER UPLOADED TO THE INTERNET 






winefinedarkchicks:

We’re welcoming guest writers who’d like to submit to winefinedarkchicks.com As a lifestyle brand geared towards black womanhood, we accept posts from all perspectives and topics such as media, fashion, education, relationships, sex, poetry, recommendations, personal stories and musings, and much more. In other words, you can write about anything that will benefit, uplift, or positively affect black women. Submit your posts HERE and we’ll review and publish! Email contribute@winefinedarkchicks.com for questions or details.

winefinedarkchicks:

We’re welcoming guest writers who’d like to submit to winefinedarkchicks.com As a lifestyle brand geared towards black womanhood, we accept posts from all perspectives and topics such as media, fashion, education, relationships, sex, poetry, recommendations, personal stories and musings, and much more. In other words, you can write about anything that will benefit, uplift, or positively affect black women. Submit your posts HERE and we’ll review and publish! Email contribute@winefinedarkchicks.com for questions or details.